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Skim the rim 

The act of shoving either your fingers or an inanimate object up somebody's asshole. Also leaving them uncomfortable and extremely violated.
"Dude, if you don't get out of my grill in 30 seconds I'm going to skim the rim."

*Runs away*

Skim the yogurt

A rudimentary form of birth control in which an individual licks the pre cum off of the penis before intercourse.
Jenny: "I heard you and Brian had unprotected sex last night. Aren't you afraid you might get pregnant?"
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."
Skim the yogurt by BigTitti3 May 14, 2020

The Skimpy Towel Treatment 

Having sex with a girl purely to leave them in a sweaty orgasmy state then as you leave saying "clean yourself up you mess" before throwing a skimpy towel at them
"Bitch has been doing my head in lately, leading me on and playing her binty games" "Really? So what you going to do about it?" "Give her The Skimpy Towel Treatment obviously" "Niceeeee" *high five*

skimming the butter 

The act of luring the ugly fat friend away from a group of hot girls.
"Hey, bro, you see that group of girls over there? You've gotta go start skimming the butter so that I can get in there".

skimming the milk 

1. Verb. The process of using ones elbows to achieve clitoral stimulation.
My elbows are sore from skimming the milk on Ben's mom.

Skimmed the brim 

When you throw an item in Super Smash Bros and narrowly missed someone's head
I hucked a beam sword at him but skimmed the brim!
Skimmed the brim by Blakito October 3, 2016