A Tie 

Stupidest fucking thing to get your father on Father's Day

End of story

what did i get on fathers day? oh i just got a fucking tie

btw i'm not a father, i just think that just giving your father a tie, is like telling your father that all he does is work. why not get him a shirt or a pair of sneakers?

A Tie by Not a bum June 16, 2013

tie a tie 

When a man ties his tie around his neck.

Wife: Honey, your'e late for work, what are you doing in there that's taking forever?

Husband: I'm trying to tie my tie. It's actually very hard to tie a tie!

tie a tie by xxhellod June 22, 2010

Sportin a tie

Walking around with your dick hanging out of your pants.

Rock out with your cock out? No, we're more professional than that. We prefer sportin a tie.

Sportin a tie by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 25, 2011

Guy in a tie syndrome 

Guy in a tie syndrome is when a Karen or Karen adjacent person asks to see a male employee, even if they are less experienced than a female employee.

That lady has guy in a tie syndrome!

Guy in a tie syndrome by Meznight July 26, 2024

tie a cherry 

to be able to do what most can’t, to be the best or most successful at something

She’s the greatest singer, rapper, dancer and performer of this generation. She can tie a cherry.

tie a cherry by cherrygzb February 21, 2022

A new tie I am wearing 

uh no.. bad expression delete this word

A new tie I am wearing by Jewish April 1, 2003

Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick 

adj. An action meant to be directed at a political, social, or economic issue but having only purely symbolic value, often at the expense of time and energy action that could have been put to something consequential. So named because it feels good to do but does no good.

Person #1: Hey, are you gonna wear a safety pin on your hat to the anti-fascism parade to show solidarity with gay Muslim trans women?
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.

Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick by UnfrozenCaveman January 22, 2017