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A lady of the night who lacks any penetrable orifices(vagina, anus, or mouth) and thus fails to provide any contribution to society. She is essentially just a torso who has outlived her use. Only in rare circumstances does she go on to become a motivational speaker or crusader for women's rights. The term was originally coined by Bryan Bishop on an episode of "The Adam Carolla Show"(5/14/13) during a segment of "Who the F Sells This S?" when the gang talks to a seller of empty liquor bottles. Adam Carolla, a notorious alcoholic, notes how the nature of an empty bottle robs the consumer of the brewers' intended enjoyment, i.e. imbibition/intoxication. Adam then likens it to a prostitute without a vagina. Newsgirl, Alison Rosen, adds the condition of said sex worker lacking any other useful orifices and reduces her to a torso. Sound Effects guy, Bryan Bishop, actually coins the term however.
(Richard Gere, driving a lamborghini, pulls up to a mouthless, torso of a whore resembling Julia Roberts)

Richard: How much for the night?

Julia: (muffled talking)

----You get the idea-----

Cue Roy Orbison's "Pretty Woman"

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Whore-son 

You whore-son
Whore-son by i_slayin_goals May 10, 2019

Whore soccer mom

A whore soccer mom is a mom who is divorced and has a sexual craving so she will fuck with any one who comes next to her.
Where is Andrea?
Probably getting her own practice in from the coach.
Yeah probably being the whore soccer mom age is
Whore soccer mom by Shhddtigx77 September 26, 2020

Whore Sore

A whore sore is a type of blister from an STD. It usually pertains to herpes.
Jenna: Ew what is that on your face...?
Marie: It's a cold sore......
Jenna: You mean a whore sore?
Marie: No...
Jenna: Hah you're screwed. HERPES!
Whore Sore by RacesHellTemp December 25, 2010

Whore soccer mom

Mom who is willing to have fun even thought she needs to pick up her kids from soccer practice and might even give the coach a blowjob at half time
Parents: where is the coach

Coaches assistant thinking in his head: getting sucked of by that whore soccer mom
Whore soccer mom by Shhddtigx September 19, 2020

So where's this going? 

When a booty call has the wrong impression and is enquiring about making things exclusive or proposing the current informal 'relationship' develops into something more serious. This is extremely harrowing for males and is often introduced by females after coital relations. To avoid this situation it has been suggested to intervene directly after the "So" with an insult or toilet humour to 1. ruin the atmosphere 2. deviate the conversation and 3. make her reconsider you being boyfriend material.
Example 1.
Woman: "So....."
Man: "Have you put on weight?"

Example 2.
Woman: "So...."
Man: "Where's your toilet? I need to take a massive shit"

Be quick to ensure the full phrase of "So where's this going?" remains incomplete.
So where's this going? by Nfoolchand February 25, 2012

whore-a-sourus 

A girl or guy who has been a slut for a long time. They tend to be bad company and like to steal your socks and hang them in trees.
You're a Whore-a-sourus Carla.