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Detroiter 

n. A person who lives in or around Detroit sucks, but acts like it doesn't suck. Furthermore, they feel as though it's the best city ever.
Even after the financial crisis and water scandal, Detroiters still believe their area is great. Detroiters are so delusional.
Detroiter by purduestatistics October 5, 2017

winking detroiter 

When a girl tries to deficate on a man as a form of sexual stimulation but can only work up fart in his face instead.
He waited under her with great anticipation but she could only muster a winking Detroiter.
winking detroiter by decoy bot August 28, 2013

Reverse Detroiter 

The act of masturbation using the backside of one's hand, ideally bending their fingers backwards to grip the shaft.

Using your fingers bent backwards allows you to stimulate the shaft through a faux ribbing sensation from your knuckles.
"Hey dude! I just got really bored and decided to break my hand in order to try out the Reverse Detroiter. I came bucket loads!!"

detroit bike

Can be 1 of 2 choices...
1) When someone steals the bike you already stole
2) a bake frame, stripped of everything
1) person a: isnt that ur bike that random guy is riding away on?

person b: it was never mine to begin with. Its my Detroit bike. I'll get a new one tomorrow
2) Shit! Only my bike frame remains, looks like i have a Detroit bike now
detroit bike by 101_real_nigga February 8, 2018

Detroit Car 

A car stripped of all parts. Usually found sitting on four cinder blocks because the wheels are gone. It can also be a car that is simply gone, nowhere to be found.
See also Detroit Bike
Example 1:

Person 1: Dude, DJ's car was found in a chop shop behind that Mexican restaurant.
Person 2: Let me guess... only the frame left, right?
Person 1: Yea, and he didn't have insurance either.
Person 2: Well, it's just a Detroit car now.

Example 2:

Person 1: Well, Jay's car was stolen again.
Person 2: He should know by now not to park it in the street over night.
Person 1: Yea, just a shame, another perfectly good car lost to Detroit.
Person 2: Were the other three ever found?
Person 1: Nope, They're all Detroit cars now.
Detroit Car by Its_Butters February 14, 2018

Detroit Become Human 

A game that I waited 4 1/2 fucking years to come out. But it was worth it.
Friend: Hey @GothThespian on IG?

Yes?

Friend: Are you playing Detroit Become Human for the 3rd time just to get a different ending even though you watched it online?

Yes