Mykelangilo

Mykelangilo is the sexiest thing to have ever walk this earth. He is a turtle that can sure as hell whoop your ass in any fight. Mykelangilo is the main stud in the hit series Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. Mykelangilo obviously pulls all the bitches and he definitely has a massive dick. If you ever encounter Mykelangilo don't be alarmed, as long as you suck his dick he is completely harmless. However if you refuse to do so, there's no use in running, you are pretty much dead already. Mykelangilo is the manager for the band called Civil Rights Time. And yes ladies and gentlemen, he does indeed lift.

Girl: Damn Mykelangilo you are so sexy!

Mykelangilo: Suck my dick bitch.

Girl: K

Mykelangilo by kappy97 April 4, 2013

mikelangeloo

The greatest league of legends player to ever exist

I just won worlds, i’m a real Mikelangeloo

mikelangeloo by Henk420 February 23, 2021

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mikelangelo

The best man alive

Mikelangelo is hot

mikelangelo by 🕺 dance car November 23, 2021

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Mikelangelo

Mikelangelo is someone that really likes to play basketball, he is 5’10 and loves to play cod with Cindy ! He has nice hair and is a discord mod that is addicted to Roblox

Damn MIKELANGELO is a discord mod ??!?

Mikelangelo by C12972 November 24, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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