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dump clock 

When you go into a public restroom that people are lining up waiting to use. You have to keep an eye on the dump clock. If someone runs over their allotted time, you bust the door down and scold them about minding the dump clock.
Bill - I have to go take a dump.

Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.

*an hour passes"

Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"
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On The Clock Dump 

I make a nickle,
They take a dime,
That's why I shit
On company time.
Sam: How's work treating you today?
Tommy: Great! I stretched out my on the clock dump for over an hour this morning.
Sam: Gettin' paid, nigggaaaaa!!!

Dump O' Clock 

A time (preferably during work hours) when one uses the bathroom to drop their load (or just look up memes on the internet).
Kami: "Chris has gone missing!"
Tim: "It must be Dump O' Clock."
Dump O' Clock by 50K All Day March 20, 2018
Word of the Day on January 24, 2019

On The Clock Dump 

Taking a poop at work while getting paid.
Bob just clocked in at work. Its time for his morning On The Clock Dump.
On The Clock Dump by hangnail1 June 29, 2012
Word of the Day on July 1, 2012

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026