mutombo 

Huge shlong

you want the mutombo?

mutombo by jshyyy May 24, 2021

Mutombo 

1. Interjection: Used to indicate that something has been prevented, blocked, or otherwise rejected.

2. Noun: Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA Player and Defensive Player of the Year.

1. That woman slammed the door in the face of that man! Mutombo!

2. I miss the good old days back when Mutombo was still around blocking shots.

Mutombo by MFerg August 7, 2010

Mutombo 

A very long and fat BLUNT.
Refers to Dikembe Mutombo's massively long finger.

"Wana get high?"

"Yeah"

"If you hit this Mutombo, you will wake up in an African Hospital."

Mutombo by Zeus the Rockets Fan February 5, 2010

mutombo 

a horbal gorbal, often used in reference to the girlfriend of an irishman.

"hey, mutombo...wake me up!!

mutombo by dodd April 12, 2005

mutombo 

krasser server commander, beherrscht vom ping zum dns alles blind

timer 10000 10 ping witzman

mutombo by Yakobusan March 24, 2003

Dikembe Mutombo

When a guy wags his fingers back and forth rapidly against a girl's clitoris, reminiscent of the NBA Blocking King Dikembe Mutombo's stapled gesture used after blocking an opponents’ shot.

As she was bent over, the guy "Dikembe Mutombo'ed" her clitoris from behind and the girl immediately reached full climax.

Dikembe Mutombo by The Nutter September 4, 2006

The Dikembe Mutombo 

Named after the NBA player.

Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.

Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.

The Dikembe Mutombo by George Clooney is ballin July 12, 2009