mongolled 

a state of inhibriation, as a result of a) drinking too much, b) smoking too much marijuana, c) drinking and smoking too much

"my god, that purply greeny has completely mongollised me!"

"Rich is utterly mongolled"

mongolled by Pierre May 29, 2004

Mongoosed 

Leaving out a critical part of the story.

Krista really mongoosed........

Mongoosed by Czech ur inbox October 4, 2016

mongoed 

To be intoxicated, usually involving large amounts of cannabis and/or smacky pills.

Sorry I'm not much chat here but I'm fuckin mongoed man

mongoed by weecalrobot January 7, 2007

turd mongoler 

turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.

needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.

turd mongoler by master mongolersonsville May 30, 2009

mongoloid patrol 

any bus or van full of retards

mongoloid patrol by Anonymous November 3, 2003

mongoloid mike 

a diminutive term for a mentally-challenged person who is constantly taken advantage of, and harmed physically, usually by delinquent members of society.

Kenny and Dustin Powers tagged teamed two challenged brothers down the street yesterday. An onlooker quoted Kenny Powers yelling "How do you like me now mongoloid mike!?"

mongoloid mike by TRing April 7, 2010

Mongoloidius Prime 

Derives from the root word "mongoloid"; A term for the king of all mentally retarded people. Not necessarily used to describe someone with Down's Syndrome, this term is to be saved only for those who are so stupid, they shouldn't even be alive.

This f*cking Mongoloidius Prime in front of me slammed on his brakes at a green light!! Fml.

Mongoloidius Prime by Fitz$Gerald August 25, 2010