Nyhan
Any Irishman with the last name Nyhan is a glorified motherfucking sex god! His shlong is probably longer than a meterstick paired with melon-sized testicles. and he's able to pound back Pints of Guinness practically at the speed of light.
An Irish lass with the last name Nyhan is also probably a sex goddess as well. Chugging back gallons of Guinness is basically as easy as breathing for 'em. She's got great big lady balls. You definitely wouldn't want to pick a fight with her, as she could probably fight you while Irish dancing. You know to taunt you. And then she'd kick ya in the balls.
A Nyhan may not have the nicest singing voice, but that won't stop them from singing nonetheless. What they may lack in skill is made up for in emotion. Despite everything, a Nyhan is always fun to see perform, whether it be dancing, singing, fucking, drunken fighting, or just falling over.
An Irish lass with the last name Nyhan is also probably a sex goddess as well. Chugging back gallons of Guinness is basically as easy as breathing for 'em. She's got great big lady balls. You definitely wouldn't want to pick a fight with her, as she could probably fight you while Irish dancing. You know to taunt you. And then she'd kick ya in the balls.
A Nyhan may not have the nicest singing voice, but that won't stop them from singing nonetheless. What they may lack in skill is made up for in emotion. Despite everything, a Nyhan is always fun to see perform, whether it be dancing, singing, fucking, drunken fighting, or just falling over.
Nyhan by Fugoffwngker June 6, 2020
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