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first name basis 

When you know someone well enough that you call them by their first name.
I had known Mrs. Jones so long I always called her Martha. We are on a first name basis.

first name - first name 

When a person has multiple first names.

The amount of first names someone is given denotes how inbred a person is in their family tree.
Mary-Ann (first name - first name) is your sister-cousin because your mom had sex with your uncle.

first name my last name 

To take someone's first name + my + last name. So it becomes something quite dirty.
For example (first name my last name): you can Chris my Jones anytime, if you know what i mean!

first name basis 

When you no longer need to refer to someone by their last name. Usally used when 1. two enemies (particuarly Jocks) are trying to end a fight or if 2. an adult wants you to call them by their first name.
Draco Malfoy: Hey Harry
Harry Potter: What so now we're on first name basis?

you: You have a beutiful house Mrs. Smith
Mrs. Smith: Call me Wanda.
You: Oookay that's a little strange

First-Name Coward

Someone too afraid to commit to the name their parents gave them.
“Don’t trust a first-name coward. They’ve been hiding from ‘Jonathan’ since kindergarten.”

“A First-Name Coward’s greatest weakness is his government name”

On first name terms with Mr Tumnus 

adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.
"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".