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Larj wood refers to having a very big dick. It requires a certain level of intellect to say this.
Tharak: Yo Harry i heard u got some larj wood
Haroon: Bro of course cant u see it touching that wall over there
Adam: WTF lets have a fight with our wood
Larj Wood by WobblyWhale February 14, 2019
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Mapipi Larj 

The founder of the LCA (Ligma Cure Association). Him and his team of Will E. and Madic Big have come very close to finding the cure.
Hi I’m Mapipi Larj!
Mapipi Larj by MyPiPiLarg October 31, 2018
LARJIZ- the act or art of reporting lies and propaganda to a centralized reporting database LARVIZ.
1. LARJIZ - The LAR had submitted a LARJIZ Ticket, and I had to Disapprove that shit.

2. LARJIZ - Oh man, that there is worth about TWO LARJIZ tickets.

3. LARJIZ - Dude stop fuckin around and just knock out the LARJIZ Ticket so there is something for the report.
4. LARJIZ - The STR approved all 183ea LARJIZ Tickets for same unit and M2A1 cartridge stops missing.
5. LARJIZ - WHAT?? No LARJIZ, for fucks sake I don’t care if your on leave … Weekly LARJIZ reporting is weekly reporting.
6. LARJIZ - will be on pace to replace all unit leadership functions, PMCS, troubleshooting and accountability for unit readiness.

7. LARJIZ - Remember “LARJIZ MATTERS….you signed up for this, it’s in your job description.”
8. LARJIZ - 💩💩🔥🔥 the more you fuck around with LARJIZ, the more you find out about LARJIZ.
9. LARJIZ - negates leadership from
Exposing their high level functioning autism.

10. LARJIZ LAR - CNTRL F in TM to find a reference-able Work Package to generate a False Fault for LARJIZ submission is Shit Turd intellectual intelligence.
LARJIZ by LARJIZ MASTER June 5, 2023