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LARJIZ- the act or art of reporting lies and propaganda to a centralized reporting database LARVIZ.
1. LARJIZ - The LAR had submitted a LARJIZ Ticket, and I had to Disapprove that shit.

2. LARJIZ - Oh man, that there is worth about TWO LARJIZ tickets.

3. LARJIZ - Dude stop fuckin around and just knock out the LARJIZ Ticket so there is something for the report.
4. LARJIZ - The STR approved all 183ea LARJIZ Tickets for same unit and M2A1 cartridge stops missing.
5. LARJIZ - WHAT?? No LARJIZ, for fucks sake I don’t care if your on leave … Weekly LARJIZ reporting is weekly reporting.
6. LARJIZ - will be on pace to replace all unit leadership functions, PMCS, troubleshooting and accountability for unit readiness.

7. LARJIZ - Remember “LARJIZ MATTERS….you signed up for this, it’s in your job description.”
8. LARJIZ - 💩💩🔥🔥 the more you fuck around with LARJIZ, the more you find out about LARJIZ.
9. LARJIZ - negates leadership from
Exposing their high level functioning autism.

10. LARJIZ LAR - CNTRL F in TM to find a reference-able Work Package to generate a False Fault for LARJIZ submission is Shit Turd intellectual intelligence.
LARJIZ by LARJIZ MASTER June 5, 2023
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lariza is a amazing girl she will help you out with anything and will always will have your back she is a very wild person and has a lot of mixed feelings like sometimes she could be happy and a second later she could be sad all though she is a very creative person and she always knows how to make someones day better, but sometimes there are something you do not know about her sometimes she is happy but that can be a fake smile and she is always depressed and sad but its OK she says but it really isn't OK so always check up on her and never break up with her because you should be happy that you meet a lariza because she is a beautiful and so cute so you should always be happy that you meet a lariza and you should never let her go.
lariza are you OK today?
you are so beautiful and the prettiest girl ever.
lariza by from the best person ever November 19, 2020
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Lardizabal

People with this surname have some serious swag. So much swag , that you'll most likely want to kill yourself for not having that much swag.
Person 1: "I woke up to go get me a coldpop, I thought somebody was barbequin'.. Then I thought of a Lardizabal and I got bronchitis!"
Person 2 : "Damn gurl, ain't nobody got time for dat!"
Lardizabal by jenna hamilton. March 19, 2013
(1)One who is very intelligent, and is always right, even if others disagree.
Gregory House - T.V. Show, House
The Character House, is a Lartize
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Larizza is a girl who think way to much about life but id very funny, beautiful (even tho she thinks she’s not but she is) and Can have a guy that will support him though tough and thin she is also strong she takes hate, bully, and depression. You may not see that she isn’t happy bc she acts inside she’s alone and is invisible. But larizza is brave, and strong and will never leave someone for being different, or anything else bc larizza loves everyone the way they are but she doesn’t love herself.
Larizza says hey and smiles because she doesn’t want others to see her upset but she knew that no one would even care!
larizza by Larizza May 14, 2018
A term used to describe the act of ejaculating, either intentionally or not, on to the clothed lap of another.
Hey, what's that on your skirt?

Oh, we had a little lapjizz accident last night...

She was so hot, that when she knelt down to blow me I totally lapjizzed her.
lapjizz by CaraLaraLa March 26, 2011
A girl who is a closet freak. She is obviously the sexiest person in the room. Her boobs grow at an obnoxious rate, compared to the size of her body. An amazing name as well
Damn, you falacious today Lariza!
Lariza by falacious1993 January 27, 2010
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