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Larj wood refers to having a very big dick. It requires a certain level of intellect to say this.
Tharak: Yo Harry i heard u got some larj wood
Haroon: Bro of course cant u see it touching that wall over there
Adam: WTF lets have a fight with our wood
Larj Wood by WobblyWhale February 14, 2019
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Mapipi Larj 

The founder of the LCA (Ligma Cure Association). Him and his team of Will E. and Madic Big have come very close to finding the cure.
Hi I’m Mapipi Larj!
Mapipi Larj by MyPiPiLarg October 31, 2018
LARJIZ- the act or art of reporting lies and propaganda to a centralized reporting database LARVIZ.
1. LARJIZ - The LAR had submitted a LARJIZ Ticket, and I had to Disapprove that shit.

2. LARJIZ - Oh man, that there is worth about TWO LARJIZ tickets.

3. LARJIZ - Dude stop fuckin around and just knock out the LARJIZ Ticket so there is something for the report.
4. LARJIZ - The STR approved all 183ea LARJIZ Tickets for same unit and M2A1 cartridge stops missing.
5. LARJIZ - WHAT?? No LARJIZ, for fucks sake I don’t care if your on leave … Weekly LARJIZ reporting is weekly reporting.
6. LARJIZ - will be on pace to replace all unit leadership functions, PMCS, troubleshooting and accountability for unit readiness.

7. LARJIZ - Remember “LARJIZ MATTERS….you signed up for this, it’s in your job description.”
8. LARJIZ - 💩💩🔥🔥 the more you fuck around with LARJIZ, the more you find out about LARJIZ.
9. LARJIZ - negates leadership from
Exposing their high level functioning autism.

10. LARJIZ LAR - CNTRL F in TM to find a reference-able Work Package to generate a False Fault for LARJIZ submission is Shit Turd intellectual intelligence.
LARJIZ by LARJIZ MASTER June 5, 2023

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026