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Larj wood refers to having a very big dick. It requires a certain level of intellect to say this.
Tharak: Yo Harry i heard u got some larj wood
Haroon: Bro of course cant u see it touching that wall over there
Adam: WTF lets have a fight with our wood
Larj Wood by WobblyWhale February 14, 2019
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Mapipi Larj 

The founder of the LCA (Ligma Cure Association). Him and his team of Will E. and Madic Big have come very close to finding the cure.
Hi I’m Mapipi Larj!
Mapipi Larj by MyPiPiLarg October 31, 2018
LARJIZ- the act or art of reporting lies and propaganda to a centralized reporting database LARVIZ.
1. LARJIZ - The LAR had submitted a LARJIZ Ticket, and I had to Disapprove that shit.

2. LARJIZ - Oh man, that there is worth about TWO LARJIZ tickets.

3. LARJIZ - Dude stop fuckin around and just knock out the LARJIZ Ticket so there is something for the report.
4. LARJIZ - The STR approved all 183ea LARJIZ Tickets for same unit and M2A1 cartridge stops missing.
5. LARJIZ - WHAT?? No LARJIZ, for fucks sake I don’t care if your on leave … Weekly LARJIZ reporting is weekly reporting.
6. LARJIZ - will be on pace to replace all unit leadership functions, PMCS, troubleshooting and accountability for unit readiness.

7. LARJIZ - Remember “LARJIZ MATTERS….you signed up for this, it’s in your job description.”
8. LARJIZ - 💩💩🔥🔥 the more you fuck around with LARJIZ, the more you find out about LARJIZ.
9. LARJIZ - negates leadership from
Exposing their high level functioning autism.

10. LARJIZ LAR - CNTRL F in TM to find a reference-able Work Package to generate a False Fault for LARJIZ submission is Shit Turd intellectual intelligence.
LARJIZ by LARJIZ MASTER June 5, 2023
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026