claunch 

The tight, unrelenting grip of the vagina around a male partners member or any inserted object.

I hope she was on the pill! She had me in such a massive claunch I could not pull out in time.

claunch by Soni Token May 29, 2008

claunch 

To violently jerk off and "launch" a load after doing a bunch of coke. A portmanteau for "coke launch".

Whisper it to yourself. "Claaaauuunnnnch"
The poor guy was a degenerate. A depressed and high strung individual and addicted to porn, he regularly sniffs coke and locks himself in his room and masturbates. Claunching hard.

claunch by sevi7n December 4, 2012

claunch 

To fuck dirty hoes hardcore

He claunched the shit outta that hoe.

claunch by Kevin Layne March 9, 2007

Poo Tung Clunch 

Poo Tung Clunch is how you say "Wu Tang Clang" in the Philippines.

Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.

White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?

Poo Tung Clunch by wvdrtnsf August 19, 2009

caunch 

1. A dirty vagina
2. A dirty, smelly, raunchy looking pussy.
3. A video game controller

Damn thats a dirty caunch...
AKA F.U.P.A

caunch by Kole Millsap April 5, 2009

Clunch 

It's like a blowjob, but instead of a penis, it's a foot, and instead of a mouth, it's a butthole.

Did you hear that Siena clunched Thomas at that party last weekend?

Clunch by TORP3DoMAN February 27, 2017

Chaunch burger

A person of low moral value, and/or someone who smells of rotten pussy.

Girl: Heey there hot stuff ;D
Guy: Awh hell naw! You couldn't PAY me to touch that chaunch burger! D:

Chaunch burger by Lalaloseerrr July 9, 2009