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Crime Scene

The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....
What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!

Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
Crime Scene by B. Hanback July 26, 2009

crime scene

A place where there is lots of visible evidence of the presence of a filthy tart that has come on and doesn't clean up after herself. Whether this be bedsheets soaked in menstral blood, or more common to find, a ladies loo with pints of blood on the walls, bog and floor and bloody bog roll blocking the bog itself.
That skanky hoe hella left a crime scene in the bog last night. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.
crime scene by fookmey'no December 14, 2010

Crime Scene

When you are having sex with a girl with the lights off and you think she is super wet for you, but then when it's over you get up and turn on the lights, and it looks like someone was murdered in your bed because she was on her period. CSI in that bed!
Last night I was boning Emily and and I thought she was super wet, but then when I turned on the lights it looked like a crime scene.
Crime Scene by hoola123 November 29, 2012

crime scene

What a chick would say instead of "rubbing one out" when it's that time of the month.
That was one hell of a crime scene. I'm so relaxed now, I think I'll take a nap.
crime scene by mgill238 May 9, 2008

crime scene

"I'm so into crime scene, I carry my girlfriend's tampons around with me."
crime scene by chibi_trillian March 16, 2005

crime scene

The aftermath of a heavy night of drinking followed by a violent puke session with blatant disregard for location.

Often the mess is left for dead.
That was one hell of a crime scene you left.
crime scene by thill sgt. March 3, 2004