baconed

Totally, amazingly stoned. When "baked" just won't do, because it's not like being in an oven. And when "stoned" just makes you feel like the victim of medieval punishment. And "high" reminds you that you're afraid of heights. But you've really smoked the good stuff - you're "baconed". Because what could be better than bacon?

Dude, I got a hold of some purple kush last night and got totally baconed.

baconed by sean_p November 10, 2009

baconed

Past tense of the verb 'to bacon' which involves the application of raw bacon to a victim's household; often their front door and/or windows. Raw bacon should be soaked in syrup and forcefully applied to ensure prolonged adhesion.

Person 1: "I heard you had a quite a surprise this morning."
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"

baconed by ColoradoIcculus December 8, 2009

baconed

This a non-food word; refers to your current high state. Used to described how high / stoned you really are.

I'm soo baconed right now." "Lets get baconed." "That blunt got be baconed." "'Tryin to blaze?, 'No, I'm chill; already baconed.'

baconed by bay650area September 11, 2011

Baconed

A person who makes a half-arsed attempt to do something on behalf of an fellow colleague, but royally screws it up making more work for everyone. Usually accompanied by extreme denial and teflon coated sloping shoulders.

a: "Gary, did you sort out that kidney transplant for tomorrow?"
g: "Nah, but I managed to win a game on Fifa, hows the dialysis going?"
a: "I'm going to die, you've Baconed me!!"

Baconed by FormerSmurf October 3, 2014

baconed

To be attacked, beaten, apprehended or ticketed by a policeman. From the bacony connotations of 'police'.

You know when you've been baconed

baconed by oracle April 6, 2009

baconed

Getting shitloads of mail from a web 2.0 service like twitter when you sign up.

I dont get it... my inbox is full.
- Man, you just got baconed.

baconed by pogono April 11, 2008

baconed

When someone rubs Cooked bacon on your skin and leaves a grease stain on your clothes or a grease streak on your skin leavin it shiny.

"Dude Your little brother just baconed me!"

baconed by JohnX June 28, 2006