fauxnection

A false connection made to another person in order to gain something from them. Usually information or other things not easily procured otherwise. Involves pretending an otherwise non-existent acquaintance.

1. Heather made a fauxnection with the bouncer to get us into the club.

fauxnection by Mad Morrigan October 10, 2012

fauxception 

A fauxception is when someone fronts a fake perception of themselves to their friends/the Internet world to make themselves seem like a different person than they really are.

Jimmy acts like he's really into playing baseball, but it's just a fauxception. He hasn't actually played in years.

Brittany parties every night, and fails her classes, but fauxcepts that she's a diligent student with straight A's.

fauxception by juliedabber February 11, 2015

fauxtention 

"faux" + "attention": pretending to pay attention in class; an offensive tactic during lecture classes when you are using your laptop. Fauxtention involves giving knowing and "interested" nods to your professor to show you're paying attention. But what you're really doing is preempting any suspicion that you are surfing the internet as much as you really are.

Fauxtention earns brownie points.

fauxtention by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015

Fauxrection 

When a girl believes that she would have an erection, if she were a boy.

"Damn girl your legs look good wrapped around me, if I were a boy...oh man...i totally have a fauxrection right now."

Fauxrection by AAA9008 October 30, 2008

fauxjection 

rejection based on circumstances versus personal feelings

Corey felt the sting of fauxjection when his crush declined his request for a date because she was moving, not because she didn't like him.

fauxjection by ksaysthis February 23, 2014

fauxnector 

A fauxnector is the person who is guilty of making a fauxnection.

I stopped listening to James after he said he was best friends with Stacy because I know she hates him, and snubbed him last week. He is a total fauxnector!

fauxnector by Mad Morrigan October 10, 2012