...shower... 

-verb

When used with ellipses, the act of showering becomes an insinuation of masturbation. When spoken, a pause is used and the voice is lowered to tacitly convey the message.

ex. 1-
friend 1: Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

friend 2: Brb...shower...

ex. 2
friend 1: What are you doing with that magazine riddled with scantily clad women?

friend 2: I'm going to go...shower...to it.

...shower... by supulton June 30, 2008

Shower 

The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.

Shower by RAINFALL September 29, 2012

Shower 

1. This is the place where you realize how lonely you are while also thanking about your life choices.
2. This is the place where you understand how the universe works and the people in it.

While I was in the shower I cried knowing all I am is a failure.

Shower by Haha Im alone. October 12, 2020

SHOWER 

Warm, wet water dripping onto your naked body, making you wet; whilst touching yourself up with a hand full of coconut and jasmine body wash. You look down to see your soggy, sexy shoes in witch are looking fucking mint. When you step onto the fuzzy bath mat you are dripping from head to toe. Your body is so damn moist.

'Stacy got out of the SHOWER'

SHOWER by kitty/cat. January 3, 2020

shower 

thing that cries until your clean

go and take a shower

shower by slimebor September 22, 2020

shower 

Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house

i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on

shower by get the fuck out of my grill February 24, 2005

shower 

A great place to jerk off when your a teenager and have little privacy.

Man i have a throbbing erection and i really need somewhere to explode my load! Hmmmm the house if full of people....

"I'm taking a shower!"

Alright party time! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap stiffled groan

shower by Callum69 May 12, 2009