The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

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Speecherism

A Speecherism is a word, phrase, or way of saying something that is unique to a certain person.

Person 1: Stacy is going to the dance with brad
Person 2: Figures
Person 1: You say “figures” a lot in response to things
Person 2: Huh guess it’s just a natural speecherism

Speecherism by Kaapo Ohm September 26, 2021

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