pornered

when you get caught watching porn. This typically involves loss of boner and internet and other priveleges.

No, sorry I can't come over tomorrow. I got pornered last night so now I'm grounded.

pornered by ra30 September 18, 2012

Posnered 

When a bowl of marijuana has a few remaining hits before being kicked. Weed connoisseurs will empty the bowl rather than continue to smoke ashy weed. Average or younger pot smokers will typically continue to smoke a bowl that is posnered until it is completely kicked.

I was really drunk and smoked it till it was kicked. I usually repack it once it's posnered.

Posnered by Wabam20 January 27, 2013

pornerd 

A person that knows entirely too much about porn. A person that knows every porn star and the flicks they made. porn pornery pornerd

Joseph knew every pornstars name and what flicks they were in he's a real pornerd.

pornerd by pornerd October 8, 2011

Portered 

Verb. Interrogated by U. S. Congresswoman Katie Porter

The CEO of a pharmaceutical company looked very uncomfortable today while getting Portered today for profiting off of tripling the price of a prescription cancer pill.

Portered by Skyrdwer September 30, 2020

Portered 

To be fucked in the ass while you sleep

I went to the hotel room to wash the vomit of my dress with Christian, went to sleep and woke up being Portered with Christian saying "I don't want to get you pregnant"

Portered by Olio bandito March 4, 2021

Getting Portered 

The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.

I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.

Getting Portered by Mick 541 May 10, 2018

ponered

To have poked someone with a boner (a mix between poked and boner).
Occures in situations when someone has an erection and is close with another person.

Me and her were having some RMs (random makeouts), when I ponered her.

ponered by NickGe March 1, 2007