Short bussed 

The absolute highest level of inebriation possible. Being so high/drunk that you’re basically retarded, thus belonging on a short bus.

Dude, I was actually short bussed last night dude

Short bussed by Men of shortbussery March 15, 2021

Short Bussed 

The act of getting so retarded that you should be riding the short bus. Can also be used as "one is riding the short bus."

Johnny was short bussed last night after he finished that bottle.

Dave smoked so much last night dude, I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus home.

Short Bussed by I ride the short bus June 13, 2011

short busser 

A term that is commonly used by college professors to refer to students that get (by law) 50% more time on tests because of a "learning disability". The disability is typically related to test anxiety.

The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.

Professor 1: How many short bussers do you have in your class this semester?

Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?

Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!

short busser by Itsmoida2me July 8, 2009

short bused 

(adj) very much alchoholically intoxicated

He is so short bused that he couldnt even remember his own name

short bused by nick_g October 2, 2010

Short Bused 

Getting retartedly drunk.

Dude, tomorrow night we are getting short bused.

Short Bused by dairishkid21 June 2, 2009

Short bused 

Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain

Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?

Tony: Umm yeah...

Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...

Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded

Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...

Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused

Short bused by CK1988 February 8, 2021