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brian james tazelaar

the baddest motherfucker to ever walk the earth. anybody that says otherwise is a douche bro.
yo! I met brian james tazelaar the other day! I wanna grow up to be just like him, he is such a badass!

Brian James Schwartz 

BOOTY THICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!

The Brawn James 

The Brawn James is a shitpost version of LeBron James. Derived from a hood-irony meme.
Fart: Did you see the new Hood-Irony meme??
Shid: Yeah, The Brawn James, pretty funny.

Brainjam 

A complex melody or a chord sequence that sounds brilliant put in a musicians head, but sounds bizzare when actually played in front fellow bandmates.
"Yeah, get ready for this next riff, its got like 2 measures of 5/4 then 1 of 13/16 then 2 measures of 7/8 at the end"

"Oh god you were brainjamming at work again weren't you, Steve"
Brainjam by ohgodwhat May 31, 2009

James Brian Kievit 

He's a middle school science teacher(and a pretty good one at that). He was in the 182nd Airforce Division for 4 years, until leaving and teaching at Tucson Country Day School.
That science class with James Brian Kievit was so fun, I can't wait for tomorrow. But I'll just call him Mr. Kievit