muddy lizard 

A lizard that is covered in mud. Nothing more, nothing less.

"Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars" -Overly Attached Girlfried

muddy lizard by Hazzat July 7, 2012

Muddy Lizard 

Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.

Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.

Muddy Lizard by gnomey July 10, 2012

Muddy Lizard 

The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.

Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"

Muddy Lizard by TheMuddyLizardMan February 12, 2015

Muddy Lizard 

Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars

"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"

Muddy Lizard by KatieW July 8, 2012

Muddy Lizard 

Wow, there are already this many definitions for this, directly after that video? Sorry internet but we need to get lives.

"Hey did you read the definition to muddy lizard?" - Friend.

"Yeah, I really starting to hope the world ends in 2012." - Me.

Muddy Lizard by huhhhhhhhhhhh09 July 19, 2012

Muddy Lizard 

A shit covered dick

Laina622, would you eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars?

Laina: Yes. For one million dollars, I would eat a muddy lizard.

Muddy Lizard by treebobjoe July 8, 2012

Muddy Lizard 

A big sweaty cock that has fallen flaccid out of a girl's freshly shit asshole.

This girl who wears primary pastel primary color t-shirts told me she'd kill me if I broke up with her. I got a muddy lizard.

Muddy Lizard by Blackwater Brian July 6, 2012