OGFMA 

Oh, God!...Fuck My Ass!
(n.)
1. A much more serious FML
2. Something that is sofa king bullshit that it conjures up an image of someone, probably yourself, yelling "Oh, God! ...Fuck My Ass!"

"Elijah Wood apparently likes a band called New Order and their song "Bizarre Love Triangle" is seriously sofa king 80s ogfma"

OGFMA by AirplaneDonk June 28, 2012

Offman

Thieves slang for "fence".

i.e. a dealer of stolen property

"this merchandise is hot. I'll have to wait at least a month before selling this to my Offman."

Offman by mrmillford May 20, 2010

ogfattypatty 

The funniest nigga on Instagram

Hey did you see what ogfattypatty posted

ogfattypatty by Idklil728362 May 11, 2018

Oofma 

It's a common strand of the disease Ligma. Although the Ligma epidemic has passed, Oofma has begun to be on the rise. Roblox players are regularly being admitted to the hospital for contracting Oofma, people who say "oof" are also prone to get it as well. Oofma is really contagious.

Joe: Hey John, how's it going?
John: Not great, I was admitted to the hospital for contracting Oofma.
Joe: Oh crap, get away from me! You know how contagious it is!
John: Oh man, I'm sorry!
Joe: Oof! Oh great you got me sick.

Oofma by Scoobingtonmcghee October 22, 2018

Ogimaa 

Chief, leader, or king in Ojibwe. Not pronounced with a j sound

My uncle was the Ogimaa, but he gave it up to go to school

Ogimaa by Nandawaatoo January 25, 2020

ogma 

Oh god my ass

A word usually said when someone says something so stupid their ass hurts

Person 1: "TikTok is a good platform."
Person 2: "ogma"

ogma by supercoolguyB) August 12, 2021

ogfandu

old, grey, fat and ugly
most commonly used as a self-diss.

omgwtfbbq!! i'm ogfandu!
Mother: " LOOK AT YOU! you're as ogfandu as a THOUSAND YEAR OLD WRINKLED COW!"

ogfandu by MaMan April 16, 2007