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A type of Korean rice wine. Alcohol content is generally around 4-6%. The sweet taste and dense sediment at the bottom of the bottle are notable. Occasionally makgoli may contain some additional ingredients to enhance the flavour like berries, yuzu, chestnut, ginseng, etc. Traditional makgoli contains more formaldehyde than distilled drinks so if you drink it too much your head will feel like being drilled by the very next morning.
A: Hey, what's wrong with your face?

B: (while suffering from terrible hangover) I liked that makgoli we had last night but it literally killed me.
Makgoli by aa0808 June 24, 2012
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Mangolious Theorem 

The most complex equation ever devised - so powerful that it can solve any problem, providing that the correct formulee is provided. In short, the mangolious theorem is capable of solving absolutely anything - and is the answer to all questions.
The mangolious theorem is so long and complicated, that only its creater can even begin to use it.
Mangolious Theorem by Mangolious December 14, 2010

margolin 

The last name of the most legendary family you'll ever meet. Derived from the Hebrew word meaning "pearl", the Margolin name comes second only to the family who reps it. Strikingly good looks, incredible intelligence, suave moves, and absolute dankness come naturally to the Margolin crew. If you're lucky enough to meet a Margolin, you should probably be aware that you just hit the jackpot.
Girl 1: "Ugh, everything about him is perfect"
Girl 2: "Well duh, he's a Margolin"
margolin by oooyaaaaaa May 17, 2016

margolis 

last name of an awesome person, if you ever meet one, take them home with you...in handcuffs
"Damn that Margolis kid is hott, I just wanna take him home in my fuzzy handcuffs and do all sorts of things to him"

"What kind of things?"

"Baddd things."
margolis by themadasahatter June 26, 2008

mangolies 

Man... Corey doesn't have the mangolies to quite World of Warcraft.
mangolies by landrue February 2, 2009
An arabic slur referring to a mentally/physically handicapped person.
Guy talking to his friend "Why is that man sitting over on the grass eating mud?"
Friend "Don't worry, he's just mangoli."
mangoli by Kid Creepy May 12, 2020

Margolising 

Verb; The act of ordering pussy coffee. This type of coffee, which is not real coffee of course, consists of, but is not limited to, frozen or blended mochas, chocolate blends, and anything that can be drunk via a straw.
"Today at Panera Matt was for sure margolising, he ordered that mocha blend and drank it from a purple straw."
Wow, what a lame kid. Why doesn't he just get some real coffee?
Margolising by DBRADDDDD October 21, 2010