Beavered 

Verb: Past tense for someone who has thrown up

“I saw Brendon bee line it to the bathroom after a tequila shot, he definitely beavered.”
“I bet Bryce is going to beaver after he shotguns this beer, he definitely doesn’t sip.”

“$10 says Pat beavers after the edible kicks in”

Beavered by ChadBradThad January 13, 2021

Beavered 

A colloquial term used to replace "high" or "stoned." Helpful when texting multiple people at the same time and you are worried that you might inadvertently text the wrong person about yo drugz. If you DO text the wrong person, they won't know what beavered means, and you can play it off as an auto-correct problem or whatever.

You accidentally text your parent instead of a fellow stoner:
"Hey, you want to come over and get beavered?"

Parent response:
"What does beavered mean?"

Your response:
"Oh, sorry. I meant 'Do you want to come over and get brunch?'"

Beavered by Timbolino November 4, 2012

Beavered 

One who has an obsession with beavers.

I became beavered after watching the news about a molested beaver.

Beavered by Chloe1776 November 2, 2018

Beavered 

The act of Submerging an unwilling victim under water while in a locked cage, then proceeding to fuck them

1 - Dude what should we do on our first date
2 - You should totally make her get beavered

Beavered by succulentchild74 September 12, 2021

Beavered pitch 

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.

That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.

Beavered pitch by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019

to be beavered 

getting a blowjob, where the sucking person didn't opend the mouth enough and the teeth are grinding on the cock.

I was about to be beavered last night but I told her to oped her mouth a bit more just in time.

to be beavered by Iktal December 28, 2021

half beavered

getting a handjob and haveing to stop in the middle of it.

Man, this chick totally half beavered me! I was like GODDAMNIT!

half beavered by matt (darkstar) May 30, 2003