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Akaashi Keiji 

The prettiest setter in Haikyuu!!
The literal definition of perfection
He's also whipped for Bokuto Koutarou
"That guy is Akaashi Keiji, he's so pretty"
"Akaashi Keiji is so gay for his captain"
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She is rational .Problably the nicest craziest person you know. She’s funny. She has a good sense of style. Will forgive you but won’t trust you the same, you have to earn her trust back.

She is super nice but if you want to be in her bad side you are really dumb. If she gets mad at you for something you did it must’ve had been a big deal.

She doesn’t carry hate in her heart but maybe feels emptiness for the people that done her wrong. She is loyal, if you tell her about your insecurities or something meaningful to you, she keeps it to herself because, she knows how important it is to you and you showed her how much she means to you.

She knows when you talk trash behind her but she’ll keep to herself, might like she didn’t hear you but nah she notice. For someone that can be quiet has a lot to say.

She has hard time trusting people sometimes and you can’t blame her. She takes time to open up but is worth the wait because she’ll love you no matter what.(Aka she’s a keeper)
Person 1: Bro remember that girl?
Person 2: Who ?
Person 1: Keiri I think her name is!

Person 2: Yeah what about her?

Person 1: She is so different once you get to know her.
Keiri by Keiri is my crush November 28, 2018

Pulling a Keith 

When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.
You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?

Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.

You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?

Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer

A few moments later...

Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?

You: No, he is pulling a keith again.

Other friend: Sigh..again?
Pulling a Keith by Jerry1986 July 27, 2012

Keith Richards 

A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.
Keith Richards, that guy that doesn't die.

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard