bacon on 

Scouse term for bacon on toast

How are we love can I have 2 bacon ons with brown sauce

bacon on by Skettybumlol May 6, 2021

bacon on the side 

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."

bacon on the side by MC Munson December 29, 2007

Bacon On My Grave 

This term is used right before death. so after death there will be a party instead of a funereal at your grave.

If I die Bacon on my grave boys!

Bacon On My Grave by Rico Rambe June 8, 2018

Bacon on Bacon 

The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor.

Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.

"Honey do you need me to pick you up anything from the store?"

"how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?"

"what's bacon on bacon?"

"you'll see..."

Bacon on Bacon by Umberto Baggio September 21, 2012

whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.

"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."

whap my bacon on her face by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008

Grilling the bacon on both sides 

Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely

"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."

Grilling the bacon on both sides by gruntyphish August 5, 2009

put the bacon on me 

A phrase that describes a desire to have sex

Oh Josh this date has went so well, I can’t wait until you put the bacon on me.

put the bacon on me by ChocolateStarfish11 January 29, 2019