Dude, that 1970 Ford Pinto you just pulled up in is totally smirgin.
Man #1: Hey did you get your TPS reports done?
Man #2: Damn Smirgin I did!
Dude #1: Hey did you see that horror movie last week?
Dude #2: Yeah, I almost smirgined my
pants when the dude with the axe jumped out!