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A hideous gangly creature, usually depicted as an emaciated humanoid covered in stripes of assorted colors. It is outfitted with earhorns and a caudal appendage, crooked in posture and personality, hell-bent on being the most kickass piece of tail to hit this side of the broad red barn. Also used to describe person(s) with similar traits, or aspects of 'Woogality/Wooglism'
"Gosh dayum, that's some hot Woogle, johnny."

"The sheer Woogle of it all, it sears my retinas! Shield me with your transforming cyborg pecs, David Hasselhoff!"
Woogle by Some undead guy December 28, 2007
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Using the Wii's internet browser to google search anything.
My computer just broke down. Looks like I am going to have to Woogle as a last resort.
Woogle by The Fat Batman October 14, 2011
A alein zombie monster from dead space the game. It can only be killed if its limbs are blown off.
I was attacked by a woogler.
woogler by lil kay bee bob November 13, 2009
The state of being so incredibly fucked up that you've lost track of reality, though you are still lucid. Generally, one who is woozled is unlikely to make any goddamn sense and will not remember later what they were trying to say. Likely to happen when smoking large amounts of marijuana in combination with large doses of downers/ "stupid" drugs (i.e. ethanol, dextromethorphan, alprazolam, and generally anything that causes lapses in memory).
"Damn, nigga... I'm straight woozled. I feel like there's a banana in my ass. That Mexican robot wasn't kidding about this shit, you feel me Otter?"
woozled by doctorcynicism November 3, 2013
To receive a one sided beatdown, normally in a form of competition.
Joe: Hey man, did you see the Maple Leafs game last night?

John: No, but I heard they got wooled.

Joe: Yeah, they lost 7-0, it was pathetic.
Wooled by Woolosaurus November 15, 2011
When you type a word in a search engine (ie, Google for many of us) and then almost without fail choose the Wikipedia link.
Hold on, let me woogle that!
Woogle by Trepidation May 26, 2012