chocolate log 

a phrase used to describe a black man's cock

hey wanna try out my yummy chocolate log
oh oh oh oh oh oh, its gonna cum, oh its so sweet

chocolate log by Dieshithole July 25, 2009

chocolate log 

when u shag a woman in her ass and then with ur cock covered in shit stick it into every hole that the woman has then rub it all over her body

chocolate log by la la February 7, 2003

chocolate-log face 

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

chocolate-log face by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.

"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"

Chocolate log chomper by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025

Reverse chocolate log 

The reverse of taking a dump.
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log

"Hey Dave, can I give you a reverse chocolate log tonight?"

"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"

Reverse chocolate log by Stinky Nan June 1, 2017

Chocolate logging 

The act of defecating into the mouth of a partner. Faeces is passed from the anus of one individual into the mouth of another for sexual purposes.

"Chaz gave me a fantastic chocolate logging last night."

Chocolate logging by Keatface March 18, 2007

Chocolatologist 

A person who is an expert on everything chocolate sexy and chocolate loving.

I just love how the chocolate drips off the edge of your chin. As a Chocolatologist, I will need to slowly lick it off.

Chocolatologist by Suzgirl March 17, 2023