The Lexi

The act of ejaculating on your partner's face and then following up with an act of defecation in your partner's open mouth.

Bro, that bitch is kinky, she let me nut and and then take a dump on her face. Oh she let you do The Lexi on her! Nice.

The Lexi by AstonDrake July 23, 2018

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The Shelly-Lexi

Verb- The Shelly-Lexi is a simple sexual activity. There are two participants. The first inserts his or her left fist into his or her own anus. The other participant carefully inserts both of his or her fists. The participant with both fists in the anal cavity is known to propose marriage in this position and put the ring on the finger. This is how you know when it's true love.

Dude 1: "How are you going to propose? Beach, fancy dinner, what man?"

Dude 2: "I don't know man, I was thinking The Shelly-Lexi"

Dude 1: "Wow you must really love her"

The Shelly-Lexi by lexiNshelly September 12, 2011

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Lexi the goat

Lexi the goat is a tall, fine ass red head on TikTok, her TikTok’s mostly consist of her living her little iconic life, being sad, or just making TikTok’s about her girlfriend Joselyn. Her TikTok’s can also be goofy or serious at times. When she’s not doing TikTok’s and just living her life she can be an enjoyable person to talk to. She can easily make your day just by looking at her pretty face. As far as I know she does not have any extra curriculares for school, Shes a hard worker who helps others with their work, and helps others cheat from her test. Shes like a magnet to some people, people jsut want to be around her, and many would know why. she’s a nice, loving, compassionate, funny, and beautiful person. And i just love everything about her, and I couldn’t think of anyone else I would want to love more than Lexi.

Lexi the goats TikTok’s make me cream

Lexi the goat rides waves

Lexi the goat by Iloveredheads28 November 19, 2022

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The Lexicon of Constrained Characters

A dictionary of terms, phrases, and conventions people use in tweets, posts, texts, and limited-character media platforms.

My mom needs the Lexicon of Constrained Characters. She keeps putting periods at the ends of her tweets. I cannot stand her shouting!

The Lexicon of Constrained Characters by Makarios_ August 2, 2022

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The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

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lexie the liar

a blonde girl who lies and then denies.
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bro 1: im gonna dye my hair

bro 2: u said u didn’t want to do that
bro 1: no i didn’t bro stop gaslighting me you’re such a lexie the liar

lexie the liar by super reliable source February 7, 2022

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