cumment 

A comment on facebook or other social media that lets the reader know that they are going to be ejaculating by the time they press enter or send. This is usually done while typing one handed.

If I had a nickel, everytime a dude would cumment on my facebook pictures... I would be one rich bitch.

cumment by terramayfield January 17, 2012

cumment mixer 

When you take a load of cum in your mouth and follow it with a shot of lemon juice, mixing it up by shaking your head vigorously from side to side, before swallowing it.

Johnny took a hot cumment mixer off of Tanner tonight....he started to gag when the lemon juice curdled the cum in his mouth, but then swallowed it down like a champ.

cumment mixer by Tittsmcgee October 5, 2019

Comment Vulture

A person who will go under another person's comments and try to gain notoriety. This can be either in the form of straight-up self-promotion or trying to sneakily redirect people to their social media. There are many form factors of doing this and a multitude of ways to do this.

Example:

(Person commenting under post): "No cap i make better content then 'insert influencer' and will always!"

Example 2:

Person 1: "I love this video and it relates to me, my mother recently died of cancer and this video helps me cope with it thanks so much"

(Person 2 Reply): "Yo guys i just posted my new song and its the most fire thing you will ever hear!"

That guy is a comment vulture no one respects him and he has no family, friends, or anything to live for in life.

Comment Vulture by TommyNFG March 8, 2022

Comment of 1/6/23 

Ace’s comment on 1/6/23

H: Dayum she dummy thicc
I: It’s the comment of 1/6/23
J: ?
I: Ace’s comment on J’s page (Not you of course)
J: *visible confusion*

Comment of 1/6/23 by Ace the simp March 4, 2023

Youtube comments 

The only place where a polite discussion about kittens can lead to a flame war about government conspiracies.

*in youtube comments*

Person 1: That cat is quite adorable
Person 2: Yes, indeed
Person 3: I know, it's so cute the way it purrs!

*5 mins later

Person 1: ASS SHIT FAG THE GOVERNMENT CAUSED 9/11 BITCH VACCINATIONS BIN LADEN MOON LANDING FAKE
MARS RAPE NUCLEAR WAR

Person 2: IDIOT NOOB FUCKED YOUR MOM NAZIS WW3 AL QAEDA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SHIT ABORTIONS CALL OF DUTY
DEMOCRAT RIGHT WING JFK HOLOCAUST SHIT

Person 3: I'm just gonna...uh...go to another video

Youtube comments by Extinguisher February 1, 2014

YouTube Comments 

Cancer

YouTube Comments are unexplained madness.

YouTube Comments by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

YouTube Comments 

When read, reader usually dies a little inside.

Typical YouTube Comments:

U suk u stupid n00b i fuk ur mom every nite
Arabs are smelly terrorists!
U hate BOTDF? Ur a fat ugle cunt kill urself!!! *chokes on cocks and dies of gonorhoea*
The degeneracy is extreme...

YouTube Comments by Talking shit September 26, 2014