Badger 

Someone who is overly prepared or overly keen for something. (Opposite of baller) For example, when camping, someone with too all the hiking gear. Another example is a middle aged cyclist with head to toe Lycra and hi-vis eyebrows.

Harry: Have you seen James maths set, he’s got a protractor, a compass and a really fancy calculator.
Benji: What a badger!

Badger by Banter Clause December 23, 2018

Badger 

One Badger is equal to £7.50
It is the street price of one tab of scrote.

"You owe me a badger!"

Badger by I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t January 10, 2012

badger 

The greatest animal ever to be found on gods fine earth. These creatures can be found in woodland areas and live in sets, they are black and white and about the size of a dog. They are the dudes of the forest, so dont mess, seriously, you go anywhere near these guys and the will attack, and trust me they are fast, one chased my mate and had him trapped up a tree for half an hour once! If they werent so few, they would rule the world with a badger army no problem! Also the word badger can be used in the same way as pester, or irritate i.e Stop badgering me. And on top of all that, badger just sounds funny...

There is a badger on the kerrang adverts, he can be seen wearing a firemans outfit and torturing other small woodland creatures

badger by pete_coe July 15, 2008

badger 

Verb. To bother incessantly.

"Stop badgering her, she's not interested in buying another pair of your cheap trainers."

badger by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

badger 

Highly addictive (or irritating, depending on the mood you're in) viral cartoon featuring a group of badgers exercising along with background music, played on a loop until the viewer is sick of it and decides to turn it off.

Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

ARGH SNAKE ARGH SNAKE
SNAAAAAAKE A SNAAAAAAKE AAAAARGH IT'S A SNAAAAAAKE

etc.

badger by KYR December 16, 2007

badger 

British alternate term for American vulgar term Beaver.
Badgers have a stripe on the forehead, Beavers or Pussy are parted with a pink stripe i.e. the labia or pussy lips.

One can also go badger baiting!

"Wouldn't mind licking her badger"

Or, "I fancy going badger baiting tonite."

badger by D Stanley December 16, 2007

Badger 

Simple meaning bad banter

Ellie: *tells dead joke/anti-climactic story that lasts at least half an hour*
Everyone else: Bloody hell that was some serious badger Ellie

Badger by Banton!x September 17, 2017