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Scratch in the dent

An optimistic way to look at a bad situation in an even bigger, bad situation
Jared has just received a parking ticket, but got dumped earlier in the day, “Just another scratch in the dent

The Harvey Dent 

Born of alcohol, The Dark Knight, marriage and sexual frustration, and of course a dash of inspirational pr0n. Perhaps not in that exact order, but each one playing an equal part in the creation and execution of...

bThe Harvey Dent: /bWhen a man finds his wife or girlfriend asleep, then taking great caution not to wake her, he quietly positions himself close enough to her face that he can easily ejaculate on half of it while simultaneously screaming iRACHEL!!!/I as loudly as he can, over and over again, until his seed is completely spent.

Warning: The aftermath of a successful Harvey Dent can be a little bit awkward at best and a total disaster at worst, but when done correctly is epic wtfpwnage regardless. Have an exit strategy. Good luck and God Speed....
Some guy -iMy wife said she had a headache and was too tired to have sex last night. Not wanting to inconvenience her, I decided to wait until later that night and settle for The Harvey Dent instead./i

Charlie Sheen - iWINNING! DUH!/I
The Harvey Dent by Luvdoctr April 27, 2011

Dent the pot 

When you've got to urinate really, really - REALLY - badly and it comes out like a steaming jetstream for, like, three or four minutes straight.
"Pull over. I've seriously got to dent the pot"

"Jeff had four beers and now he's in the head denting the pot"
Dent the pot by Teddy Thunderbolt September 20, 2011

Put a dent in the universe

To make a noticeable difference in life for a lot of people!

dent in the table 

when a person has breasts caving into the body.
kyle: man, that chick is so flat!
chris: yeah man, she's got a dent in the table
dent in the table by mcmugger June 30, 2011

trip to the dentist 

Spitting in someones drink.(Season 1 Veronica Mars)
Dont piss off the waiter otherwise he may give you a trip to the dentist.
trip to the dentist by copper November 14, 2005