Agend

A derivative of ‘Agenda’. It is the continuous propagation of a false narrative, often in the face of overwhelming evidence that proves otherwise.

“you know this thing you’re saying is cap, but agenda must agend”

“If we are been honest, Dybala has been a more important player for juve this season than Ronaldo
But Agenda must Agend.”

Agend by agendr August 5, 2020

agentphilip07 

agentphilip07 is the best person ever. He does all kinds of stuff online (on the internet), and is rich and famous. He makes and plays games. He has a lot of power online (on the internet). He is also very well-known everywhere.

agentphilip07 is the best person ever!

agentphilip07 by J250174 May 2, 2023

silver haired middle aged white man 

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."

Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.

silver haired middle aged white man by ?fruit March 31, 2017

the agency 

The agency is a mysterious entity which was presumably founded in 2018. The first known encounter of the agency was on a Pokemon server where it quickly became a well-known name. The agency is mostly known on the internet but is expanding its presence exponentially. It is said that world champions, popular players and even global organizations are supported by the agency from behind the scenes.

While the main activities of the agency are unknown, there are numerous instances recorded where the agency "provides" its supporters with prosperity. Someone who is recruited by the agency is called an "agent", these agents are known to possess great luck and are bound to be successful in their walk of life. Supporters of the agency are donating to the agency in hope of getting provided with prosperity. Other means of supporting the agency are by buying the extremely rare merchandise, it is said that by simply wearing the merchandise one is blessed with good luck.

"I just won the lottery, the agency truly provides."
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toxic player: "noo, he just 6-0'ed me with my stall team"
agent: "gg kid, that's on the agency"
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agent 1: "i just won the world championships"
agent 2: "agency agency"

the agency by high speed rush May 20, 2020

Agent of Fortune 

An Agent of Fortune is a Traveler not anchored by standard materialism. Although he may desire material things, his position actually influences and inspires other people to make decisions beneficial to their future of physical and spiritual needs. Legend has it; the Agent of Fortune is picked by a supreme spiritual entity or entities. And through his indoctrination as such, he has seen or been to the future and therefore is cursed because of what he knows or has seen. Supposedly their movement through time is completely different than normal people. They may not seem as affected by certain events or even the passage time like other people. Another quality they possess is being annoyingly positive in the worst of situations. You may meet one and never know; which is why they remain so obscure. They also phase in and out of social settings as if they were never gone or even there. And that's because of their relationship to time. Unfortunately they can't make people choose the correct decision or path. That is still left up to the individual in question.

The best example that can be given for an "Agent of Fortune", is for a person to think back from where they are now, to what influenced their success. If it was a man, then he was most likely an Agent of Fortune or a male muse, likewise, if it was a woman, then she was a Muse. Agent of Fortune examples are obscure; whereas the examples of a Muse are bountiful. Like the Oracle in the movie the Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves (Neo), the Oracle only told him what he needed to hear to make proper decisions, not necessarily what situation truly existed. Although the Oracle already knew the situation.

Agent of Fortune by beowulf486 September 18, 2013

Agendapost 

An internet post, often in the form of a meme, that serves no purpose other than to express the OP's opinions while making no attempt at humor.

Get this agendapost outta here, we want to laugh, not read your fuckin opinions

Agendapost by Dr. Steppon-Legho April 22, 2021

Asexual agenda

Unlike the gay agenda the asexual agenda is composed of only snack time with a 15 minute pause for anarchy.

Lucas:have you been to asexual agenda?
Nicol:nope but I've heard that they have nice snacks

Asexual agenda by Sgabello October 11, 2021