Hooberknocker

When an old man hits you in the face with his dusty ballsack.

Jenny: The old man I picked up at the senior center totally gave me a hooberknocker.
Janet: I had one of those once, it was awesome!

Hooberknocker by ayazbee December 27, 2011

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Hoberknocker

The name calling of a man or woman that does not catch onto the joke or idea that is presented.

Mackenzie did not at all catch on that the tweet about inspiring was about her, she's such a hoberknocker.

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When a man hits you in the face with his testicles.

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Pronounced; (Hob-Er-Knock-Ers)

Refers to a womans Blouse Bunnies otherwise known as Breasts. Also reffered to as boobs, tits, funbags, Jugs, etc.

Holy shit! Did you see the Hoberknockers on that Hose-Hound?

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Shut up before I crack you in your heberknocker!

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