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verginity 

"I parking on the verge for the first time. I'll be losing my verginity."
verginity by SocialReprobate August 6, 2012

Virginity Shield 

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.
“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.

nigger virginity 

Saying the "nigger" for the first time. Leading to new doorways of comedy.
"It's quite a nigger day"
"Nigger day?"
"Hey! You just said nigger!"
"Fuck! You took my nigger virginity away!"

anal virginity 

the state of not having been penetrated up the ass
Barry lost his anal virginity to a cucumber.
anal virginity by Davester6675 August 14, 2004

Virginity 

Something that will be with me forever.
I’m a virgin. And virginity will live long and prosper. Most likely.

Virginity Shield Activate 

Something you say when you successfully protected your virginity from those impure souls.