Ass cold

Colder than fucking cold, So cold that the wind feels like a willow switch to the ass

It's like when you go into the northern woods for a few hours to hunt. When you get back up to go home you have to look behind you and make sure your ass wasn't left behind. That is ass cold

Ass cold by Ryan strap-on February 20, 2009

ass cold

Chronic Diarrhia or other lower GI issues

Dude what's the matter with you, this is like your forth trip to the bathroom this morning?
Dude I can't shake this ass cold.

ass cold by Ashley Gough February 28, 2009

ASS COLD

Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.

I don't want to go anywhere today, it's ass cold outside.

ASS COLD by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019

Burr-Ass Cold Tittytown 

The name of any location with a temperature that is considerably colder than your liking. This phrase should be reserved for extreme circumstances, not just mild discomfort.

I just got back from the garage and, let me tell you, it is burr-ass cold tittytown out there!

Burr-Ass Cold Tittytown by Painya January 11, 2010

butt ass cold 

The coldest of cold. Colder than butt ass freezing.When you walk outside and you want to cry from the wind and cold temperatures.

Do I have to walk the dog? It's butt ass cold out there.

butt ass cold by Zildjian01 June 21, 2006

titty ass cold 

When it is so cold outside you feel like your tits are going to freeze off because its as cold and an Eskimo's ass taking a shit in a snowstorm.

Dang it's titty ass cold out here! It must be like 30 degrees below freezing!

titty ass cold by moozer55 May 28, 2010

Fuck me in the ass cold 

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative fifteen degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?

Fuck me in the ass cold by Ricky Style December 14, 2008