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Homowhack 

A whack a Father will give to his Son. This whack contains pent-up homosexual urges for the Son. After this whack, the urges will disperse and once again sexual tension will pile up after a certain amount of time, depending on how sexy the Son is or how horny the Father is.
Damn, Father just really homowhacked me. It was great. I think I creamed my pants.
Homowhack by CurlyMustache November 28, 2011

Homowhack 

A whack of any sort full of pent-up homosexual tension. A common practice among abusive fathers, football players, and gangsters. In other words, DEEPLY closeted men.

No matter how many times the urges behind it are denied (see no homo), the intent is obvious.
Dad: SON, I AM DISAPPOINT IN YOU.
Son: I'M SORRY, DAD.
Dad: SORRY'S NOT GOD ENOUGH. *homowhack*
Homowhack by Epic-Ninja November 29, 2011

Homophacism 

Homophacism is the act where a person or persons is being racist and homophobic at the same time.
I HATE GAY BLACK PEOPLE!!!

or

I would rather die than be a gay black person!

Homophacism
Homophacism by KICKASSJJ November 17, 2011

homocracker 

A white male who is interested in the male sex.
Perez Hilton is a homocracker
homocracker by hannahshs23 July 7, 2009

closeted homowhatever 

A term used by a homosexual who is still in the closet to deny his homosexual. Originates from the Broadway show Avenue Q.
I am not a closeted homowhatever.
closeted homowhatever by Joe February 26, 2005

homowrecker 

A person who enters into a heterosexual relationship with someone who was considered homosexual.
"Did you here about Joe and Sheri? They're dating now."

"What?! I thought Sheri was a lesbian."

"Yeah, Joe's a homowrecker."
homowrecker by JoeXJoe December 31, 2009

hobohacker 

someone trying to act like a homeless person, but just ends up embarrassing themselves.
shayne: MOO! OINK OINK! IM A HOBO HAR HAR!!

kyle: wow total hobohacker. dude stop acting like a freak your embarrassing me.
hobohacker by Cheesy Wonton May 22, 2011