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Homojack 

homo·jack Informal
tr.v. homo·jacked, homo·jack·ing also homo·jacks

1.
a. To stop and rob a a male homosexual (from another woman in transit).
b. To steal (a male homosexual) from a woman in transit.
c. To seize control of (a stationary or moving male homosexual) by use of force, especially in order to achieve "fag hag" status.
2.
a. To steal from as if by hijacking.
b. To swindle or subject to extortion.
n.
When a girl makes a successful or unsuccessful attempt to overtake, drive a wedge relationship of, steal or outright homojack the close male homosexual friend of another woman.
Homojack by Honeyro February 19, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch

HomoJack 

Writes love letters to his home boy to show true love and affection.
Wow your such a HomoJack
HomoJack by Brown_Town123 March 15, 2019
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homowackocockosucko 

u wasted 50 sec of your time mi niggas
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homowackocockosucko by 8658585685 September 19, 2003

homojock 

Sexist, misogynist heterosexual male that hates women occupying male hobby zones. Much prefers the company of men and is very hostile to female involvement. Particularly in sport or music. Though obviously loves tits and wants to shag birds, they are still seen as the enemy. Even in relationships the homojock sees them as war and a battle to be won so Mr. Brocore can go his his football match or concert. Both activities encourage male bonding which is not gay at all. In short, hostile to women, loves his bros but is not gay ok cos he likes to shag birds.
That guy just elbowed me in the face and moshed me out of the pit telling me to go and stand at the back with the other girls. He's such a homojock.
homojock by Romanichal April 7, 2015

hoojackah 

A man's penis as opposed to his fanactor pans which are his balls
Bills hoojackah was huge and his fanactor pans bright blue
hoojackah by BullyDan May 28, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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