flanged

To press oneselve's, or indeed, an unsuspecting victim's face with both hands, squashing all facial features, most importantly the lips, into the resembelence of a flange.

This will be funny, i'm just about to flange Josh!
OMG! Cried Josh, as he flanged himself.

flanged by Daniel John Kelly May 4, 2006

Flanged

(Verb) To be danced upon in an extremely homoerotic fashion, usually involving at least partial nudity and/or compulsary donations to the Homoerotic Tip Jar.
It can be a poly-flange, whereby multiple persons "flange" one unsuspecting person, or the more intimate "solo-flange".

Notable for being one of the few acts which both mentally and physically scars a person, whilst still being pleasurable.

"Man, it started as an innocent lap-dance but I got well and truely Flanged before the end!"

Flanged by Peter_muck November 11, 2007

Gorilla Flange 

A particularly hairy and unkept minge. Also relates to a particularly noobulous person

By jove Nicholls!! Look at the gorilla flange on that!!

Gorilla Flange by Befferson 2 July 27, 2013

Gribble flange 

(grĭb′əl flănj)

n.

A Gribble flange is actually the device that causes electronic and mechanical devices to fail just a few weeks after warranty expires. Accurately tunable to suit different warranty periods. Perfected by Apple to require only a new improved OS every six months or so.

Formerly seen as a money grabbing device to benefit the manufacturer, now seen by Gen Y as no more than a friendly reminder that whatever the device is, it's about time we had a new one. In a different colour.

Ted: 'Where's your new iThingy?'

Bill: 'The Gribble Flange kicked in early - it's in the shop for repairs. Hope they forget to reset the timer chip.'

Gribble flange by KeithMyArthe March 3, 2014

White Fanged 

To purposefully force someone or something away for the overall benefit of said person or thing.

i loved her but if i hadn't "white fanged" her there would eventually be a double homicide, and she would be an orphan.

White Fanged by Jakk Napier June 23, 2012

Six Flagged 

v. To completely rip off consumers through massively inflated prices for food and drinks. Commonly used in the past tense.

I don't mind paying two bucks for a bottle of water at Disney because I don't feel like I'm being six flagged.

Six Flagged by Roller Coaster Junkie January 15, 2009

Flagged 

When you're in a chess match, and you're running low on time so the opponent decides to insta-move or premove his pieces to time you out and win. Be faster and don't get flagged!!!

Anish Giri: has 5 seconds on the clock
Hikaru Nakamura: premoves the rest of the match
Anish: Not cool, Hikaru just flagged me!
Hikaru: There chat, I flagged him for content

Flagged by Zakhil the procrastinator April 6, 2021