Shakopee 

Shakopee = Tool Nation

If you live in Shakopee you most likely are wearing a sleeveless shirt even if you are a girl. There are a ton of douchebags and nobody likes them. They suck at sports but their refs help them in any way so they can win.

You will regret going there ever.

If you don't lift you're automatically a loser

Like I said Shakopee = Tool Nation

Me: Oh my god I just got killed by Shakopee

Friend: Don't worry they pay their refs

Shakopee by Minnesota Boy May 14, 2013

shakopee 

the worst city in minnesota. where all the fuckboys and whores live. h-town: where all the heroine is. the city only consisting of valley fair. the population in 2020 is 42,042.

the girls will sleep with their boyfriend’s best friend and the guys will gang bang their girlfriend’s friend group.
if you’re in shakopee get the fuck out asap. and if you live there... well, good luck charlie.

me: “hey, what school to you go to?”
jackson: “shakopee what about you?”
me: “ewwwww fuckboy!”

owen: “yo babe what’s your snap”
me: “uhh you go to shakopee no thanks whore.”

ryan: “yo wanna fuck?”
me: “nah u from shakopee u probably got std’s or sum”

shakopee by fuck.da.system July 13, 2020

shakopee 

A town in MN that sucks at all sports compaired to Prior Lake

"Shakopee sucks so bad at everything they do."

shakopee by jbdslhbdjlbhd February 18, 2008

Shakopee 

A town in Minnesota that has the most school spirt ever! They are amazing in Basketball! When you come to shakopee you will never want to leave. By the way... Prior Lake has REALLLLLY bad sportsman ship!

"You went to shakopee? Ah man im Jealous! Bring me next time!"

Shakopee by KKNZRA August 21, 2008

Shakopee 

A really cool town in Scott County, Minnesota, that has everything you could possibly want in a town in Minnesota. It has shopping centers, but also has many farms and a small town feel. Many of the houses in downtown Shakopee were originally farmhouses, and some of the buildings are over 100 years old! There is a ton of history packed into this small town, and once you visit, you'll never want to leave!

Girl #1: What should we do today?

Girl #2: How about we go shopping!

Girl #3: No, let's go to a small town where everyone is friendly,

Girl #1: We can go to Shakopee! It has all that and more!

Shakopee by shakopeegurl4ever November 11, 2011

shakopee 

a hott hott skanky town where co and hef both give dome in the dark room

oh dude, you're going to shakopee tonight... make sure to hit up co and hef!! man i'm jealous

shakopee by cha che January 11, 2008

Shakopee middle school east 

a school. where you learn.

if you came here just for the definition thats weird.

THUMBS UP IF YOU GO THERE.

guy: hi
other guy: hi
guy: do you go to east or west?
other guy: east
guy: me too

there is not many examples about shakopee middle school east. sorry for me not having any creativity.

Shakopee middle school east by a-guy-from-shakopee October 22, 2012