The act of attempting to finger someone with your
foot whilst watching Paul
Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the
day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe
dinosaur cum
boy blarted me last night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like
connor did to me the other night"