Oven Mitt 

After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.

John clogged the toilet again because he uses the Oven Mitt method to wipe.

Oven Mitt by jpg3 May 14, 2010

oven mitt 

A sexual act when a man shoves his hand into a woman's asshole and then inserts his penis into her vagina while in doggie style. The man then jacks himself off through her colon with his hand still in the anus.

I gave that bitch the oven mitt last night.

oven mitt by spacepirate January 29, 2009

Oven Mitt 

1. A large mitten used to protect one's hand when reaching into a hot oven. Conveniently, can be worn on either the left or right hand.

2. A dull former governor from Massachusetts with very little conviction. Conveniently, at some point in his career he will embrace both sides of an issue ... the left and the right.

1. Mary used an oven mitt to remove the cookies from the oven.

2. Oven Mitt Romney changes his views as often as a baby needs to change diapers ... and they are both full of shit.

Oven Mitt by Rolostats October 28, 2011

Oven Mitt 

An advanced sex technique in which one partner wears an oven mitt and puts four in the stink (rectum) and one in the pink (vagina).

After Jennifer received an Oven Mitt from Tommy she said "Send my regards to the chef!"

Oven Mitt by Soul Drayden October 31, 2018

oven mitt 

To insert your fist into an anus in a repeated in-and-out thrust motion. May occasionally cause a pinking anal pull.

An oven mitt in the kitchen is either very normal, or very inappropriate and unsanitary, depending on what you mean by over mitt.

oven mitt by Niggslayer November 10, 2004

Oven Mitt 

n. The oven mitt is an act which is performed in conjunction with anal sex. The male may perform said act on himself, or another participant may be involved. While the male is fucking a female in the ass, either the male, or other participant reaches in the females pussy, grabs the dick, and gives the male a hand job.

Those bitches are freaks. I was fuckin sally in the ass and her sister reached in and gave me an oven mitt.

Oven Mitt by wtf78 April 27, 2010

Oven Mitt 

1 in the pink, 4 in the stink.

That girl was such a whore that Marc was able to oven mitt her last night.

Oven Mitt by assaulter April 20, 2009