farticles

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

You contaminated my air with your farticles!

by ThreePts October 24, 2005

farticles

The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.

GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!

by ellebowskigrande August 15, 2007

Farticles

The particles released from the anus when you fart.

Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!

by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011

Farticles

fahrt-i-kuhlz
–noun
Flatus-flakes expelled through the anus, usually consisting of solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. Occasionally contains entire corn kernels.

Naomi loved sleeping in the nude with her husband Ted. Until that unfortunate evening she decided to be the spooner, and not the spoonee. Feeling something warm blow ever so gently onto her leg, she rushed to the bathroom to find brown-speckled farticles adorning her knee cap.

by lenjowery February 21, 2011

farticles

the particles of fart that remain in the atmosphere after a fart has been released

farticles : I walked into the mens room and someone had left a farticle cloud for me to walk into

by mopallica June 10, 2010

farticles

the particles that are expelled from ones ass when they fart

person 1: i just farted
person 2: i know i can taste your farticles

by phoenixofdeth November 14, 2009

Farticles

the smelly particles of gas emitted from someone's butthole.

Quit crop dusting me, you're getting your farticles all over my food!

by cj jazzyjane January 10, 2017