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balkanize 

To fracture and waste something important, like a country, with something totally unimportant, like ethnic differences.
Man, you just balkanized your head on a stump!
balkanize by psients October 24, 2006
a type of prank phonecall in which the person answering the phone is firstly asked "is that you bainnie?"
prank phonecaller- is that you bainnie?
person- who? beanie?
prank phonecaller- bainnie? chris?
person- no i think you've got the wrong number
prank phonecaller- kirk?
person- no
prankphonecaller- colin?
person- no
prankphonecaller- who is this then?
person- for eg. john
prankphonecaller- ah john bain?
person- NO!
bainnie by mrbrightside765 October 23, 2008

balkanize 

To split something (usually a state) apart, on a usually ethnic basis. This verb first appeared in the 1990's during the War in Bosnia, led by Croats, Serbs and Bosnians, which caused the demise of the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia (SFRY). It is nowadays again popular with Kosovar Albanians trying to rip off a part of Serbia -Kosovo (15% of Serbian territory, imagine the US without Texas)- for themselves.
It seems highly unlikely to balkanize the USA.
balkanize by Ntex December 9, 2008

Brianized 

When Brian makes your beverage and your intended level of intoxication is about a four billion on a sliding scale from one to ten...
"Hey, how was work?"
"It was rough."
"Want to get brianized?"
"Hell yeah."
To encourage someone in which you have to be vulnerable and transparent.
You need to go out and barnabize so that your friends can see Jesus within you.
barnabize by barnabuscpc January 1, 2013

Bananie in Pajammie Dodger 

A person who is utterly frightened of the characters from Banana in Pajamas (B1 and B2) and will go to any length to avoid similar things.
I have reoccurring nightmares about being raped by large Banana-men.

Oh you must be a Bananie in Pajammie Dodger. Also, you're dreaming and I'm the Banana-man, now bend over.