Truck Drunk

When a person(s) is so in love with a truck that they enter euphoric state. Or drunk on truck(s)

Bro, that truck's got me feeling a little Truck Drunk.

Truck Drunk by Truckdrunk July 20, 2015

Fire Truck Drunk 

When you get so drunk you need a firetruck to take you to the hospital

Jake "Yo that Matt kid last night was sooo fire truck drunk"
Justin "shit he like pregamed with a fifth of vodka right?"
Jake "yeah sooooo FTD bro, he was laying in the street with his pants off."
Random Girl "wait was that why there was a firetruck out in front of Baits?"
Jake and Justin "Hahaha YUP so FTD!!"

Fire Truck Drunk by jmings123 October 13, 2011

Drunk Truck Fuck 

1. When a couple of guys, preferably: short, conservative, hicks who live too far from the nearest technical college to get an education and drive F-150s to deny having a penis any smaller than they do already, get together for some good old fashion binge drinking and get too drunk to remember they touched weiners last night.

2. When Republicans mistakenly misstep their moral boundaries and do something gay.

Hick 1: "That party last night was crazy!"

Hick 2: "Too bad we didnt get any pussy."

Hick 3: "Why does my mouth taste like dick?"

Some chick: "Drunk Truck Fuck!"

Drunk Truck Fuck by loovemuscle March 26, 2009

trunk drunk

A way to save money when going out on the town. You store a bottle of liquor in your trunk and frequently leave the night club to take a few shots in the parking lot.

I'm a bit short on cash, so I'm bringing a cheap bottle of vodka and going on a trunk drunk tonight.

trunk drunk by Bruce858 May 16, 2011

trunk drunk

When someone is so drunk, and desparate for a ride, that they will ride in the trunk of a car to get somewhere. Often times resulting in them passing out in the trunk- making for excellent black-mail photos!

I drove my two-seater to the party, but Cody needed a ride home. I told him he could ride in the trunk if he really wanted to. We got to his place and he was sleeping like a baby. What a trunk drunk!

trunk drunk by Who's your step-daddy? September 19, 2009

Trunk Drunk

To get drunk from stolen beer aquired from a beer run

Man after the beer run I got trunk drunk

Trunk Drunk by Casey Stamey March 3, 2005

Drunk Trunk

People take a ride to a party in the trunk of their DD's car. They take shots on the way the way to their destination.

Kid 1:Lets pre-game before we head out
Kid 2:Where? We can't drink here
Kid 1:Let's just do a drunk trunk on the way over

Drunk Trunk by boredmerlin November 7, 2010