doucheticle 

A douchebag that thinks with his penis/testicles.

A doucheticle trolls girls Facebook pages to hit on them (used to take place on MySpace but still true for dating sites)

doucheticle by madd cracka October 12, 2011

doucheticle 

Slang word for a person that is a douchebag and also a pair of testicles.

John:I just took the last cookie.

Reply: You're such a doucheticle!

doucheticle by Lan May 1, 2006

Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville 

King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.

Ryan is such an enourmous douche, he has been renamed Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville.

Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville by fuckyouryan March 24, 2010

Douchecicle 

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"

"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"

Douchecicle by Chico_GL July 13, 2006

doucheville

An area of a city with a large douchebag community.

Frank: "The apartment is nice and it's close to all amenities"

Nic: "too bad it's located in central doucheville"

Frank: "Yeah, I would have to spike my hair with splooze just to get a martini"

doucheville by Alakma September 29, 2009

douchesickle

a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound retarded, use with caution.

John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.

douchesickle by halfamind April 15, 2006

Doucheville

Doucheville is a state of mind reached only through the blatant abuse of alcohol and loud music. Oftentimes people residing in Doucheville will be wearing their sunglasses at night.

Guy: wanna go to Doucheville tonight.
Girl: Turn up the music. I'll get the vodka.

Doucheville by MT Most Wanted January 3, 2013