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Spellchecker Dyslexia 

The act of when a spellchecker gives you alterative spellings of a missed spelled word that are not even close to the word you typed. Even to the point of giving you alterative spellings that dont even start with the same letter.
John: “Why did you put ‘Zigzags’ at the bottom of your text?
Sherry: “I guess my blackberry has Spellchecker Dyslexia and changed 'xoxoxo' to 'zigzags' when it spelljacked my text”.

Spellchecker

A useful tool that way too many people do not, but should be, taking advantage of. spellcheck, n00b, lazy, ignant, wtf
Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

WTF! Don't you have access to a spellchecker of some kind?
Spellchecker by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004

spellcheckese 

The confusing language that results when you use text messaging on an iphone or other device that has spellchecker, grammar checker or automatic word completion function and fail to notice the garbled sentence before sending.
I got this crazy message from my boss written in spellcheckese. I guess he doesn't know how to turn off the automatic correction on his new iphone.

spellcheckese 

A spoken street language where you throw in a random word or two in the middle of the sentence. This mimics the spellchecker contributions on mobile devices.
Joe: "It was meant to be cheesecake chicken, instead it was all chillies and ton of salt"
May: "WTF!"
Joe: "schezuan"

May:"Ah, spellcheckese"
spellcheckese by CXF0294 March 5, 2017

Spellchecked 

You: I went to a store for deaf people and it was really quite...
Me: Really quite what?
You: It means noise level, loser
Me: It's quiet, loser. Bam, you've been spellchecked!
Spellchecked by Sarge31 August 17, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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